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Tue 9 March, 2010

21:30 Living in a State Of Bliss Has Erased My Memory Overheard in New York

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20:30 [audio] 18-Year-Old Demands Right To Be Sexually Harrassed In Workplace The Onion

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19:00 Nation Shudders At Large Block Of Uninterrupted Text The Onion

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18:30 ...But Enough About Judi Dench... Overheard in New York

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15:30 How Kids Learn to Offer Bribes Overheard in New York

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12:30 I Just Threw Up in the Potato Salad a Little Overheard in New York

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12:30 Local CVS Selling One Leather Jacket For Some Reason The Onion

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12:30 In Focus: Study Finds Link Between Red Wine, Letting Mother Know What You Really Think The Onion

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12:00 Fitzy's Oscar Recap Drink at Work

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12:00 Opinion: Do The New Tablets Own Up To The Hype? (by Beepo the Dolphin) The Onion

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11:30 Tuesday quickies The Comics Curmudgeon

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11:00 Mytron The Fifth, Illuminati Ruler And Secret Overlord Of All Humanity, Dead At 112 The Onion

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11:00 Sports: Ball Movement Making Dirk Nowitzki Nauseous The Onion

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10:00 Global Warming Skeptics Growing In Numbers The Onion

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9:30 Today, My Son, You Are a New Yorker. Overheard in New York

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8:30 i wrote this comic shortly before hopping on my bike and riding off into the sunset, i mean, into work Dinosaur Comics

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6:30 Thomas Dolby: Science! Overheard in New York

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3:30 Tonight on the History Channel Overheard in New York

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0:30 Raise Your Hand If You've Had This Same Fight Overheard in New York

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Mon 8 March, 2010

23:00 Metapost: Wayback machine comments of the week! The Comics Curmudgeon

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21:30 Jesus Christ, Aren't You Eighteen Yet? Overheard in New York

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18:30 And I Can't Ask-- He Doesn't Own His Own Brownstone Overheard in New York

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18:30 [video] Breaking News: Some Bullsh*t Happening Somewhere The Onion

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15:30 Gay Men Are the Fox News Of Gynecology Overheard in New York

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14:30 Portrait of an addict The Comics Curmudgeon

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14:30 Thoughts on the Last 3 Years in the Card Industry The Baseball Card Blog

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12:30 Twilight? Overheard in New York

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11:30 Slideshow: The Week In Review The Onion

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11:30 In Focus: National Organization For Women Turns 39 Again The Onion

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10:30 Out-Of-Control Group Yields Little Usable Data The Onion

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10:30 Sports: Uh-Oh, Annoying Coworker Going To Tell You Why IndyCar Racing Completely Different From NASCAR The Onion

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10:00 20% Of Teens Have High Cholesterol The Onion

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9:30 Barnard Girls Are Famously Dubai and Large Overheard in New York

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9:30 Girl Welcomed To Womanhood With 4-Page Pamphlet The Onion

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8:00 ASK ME WHAT DIRECTION PURGATORY IS IN SO THAT I MIGHT FLEX WHILE POINTING YOU IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION Dinosaur Comics

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6:30 I Try to Stay Hep to the Jive Overheard in New York

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3:30 Supernanny Calls That "Time Out With Extreme Prejudice" Overheard in New York

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0:30 Who Doesn't Love a Jazzhandjob? Overheard in New York

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0:00 Seismograph xkcd.com

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Sun 7 March, 2010

21:30 Russell Brand Himself Would Agree With Me Overheard in New York

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20:30 Harry Caray Bobblehead Trade Challenge The Baseball Card Blog

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18:30 Your Editors Hadn't. Overheard in New York

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18:30 Over the LoFo rainbow The Comics Curmudgeon

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15:30 Dad Did All the Crying Overheard in New York

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Sat 6 March, 2010

20:30 Love Angel Moron Baby The Comics Curmudgeon

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13:00 Hulking Strongman Now Only Voice Of Reason In Republican Party The Onion

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11:00 Sports: Wrestling Fan's Comments Alternate Between Admitting It's Fake, Forgetting It's Fake The Onion

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10:30 [audio] Money Storm Hits Palm Springs The Onion

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9:30 Autistic Child Ruins Marriage He Was Born To Save The Onion

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Fri 5 March, 2010

15:30 Fake Rockstar's guide to why we hate you? Drink at Work

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14:30 Sports: Area Man Wonders What Gisele Bundchen And Tom Brady Talk About The Onion

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13:00 Sarah can be bought ? but not forever The Comics Curmudgeon

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12:30 NO PRIOR KNOWLEDGE: HIGH SOCIETY Drink at Work

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10:00 Sports: Disabled Athlete Likes It When Opponents Go Easy On Him The Onion

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10:00 Sports: John Wooden, 99, Found DeaNever Mind, False Alarm The Onion

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10:00 Soda Tax Suggested In California The Onion

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9:00 "guys it's totally out of character that i'd ever admit to not being better than everyone else, SHEESH" Dinosaur Comics

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0:00 Collatz Conjecture xkcd.com

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Thu 4 March, 2010

21:30 [audio] Gay Gene Isolated, Ostracized The Onion

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15:00 In Focus: Mr. Special Foreign Man Won't Read Anything Not Written In His Own Language The Onion

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11:30 [video] How Will The End Of Print Journalism Affect Old Loons Who Hoard Newspapers? The Onion

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11:30 I've Got The Fever For The Flavor Of The Oscars! (by Jackie Harvey) The Onion

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10:30 Once Mighty Super Bowl Commercial Now Sad, Pathetic 'Price Is Right' Commercial The Onion

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10:00 Houseguest Just Going To Lie There Until Rest Of House Wakes Up The Onion

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10:00 Chile Quake Shifted Earth's Axis The Onion

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9:00 t-rex's original fantasy was spider-man saying "oh no! now i'm more spider than man", but then i remembered i'd read that comic, they published it in like 1960, that idea was older than TWO ryans Dinosaur Comics

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Wed 3 March, 2010

16:00 [video] Congressman's Son Won't Shut The Hell Up During Hearing The Onion

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13:30 I AM DRUGS: BEST YOUTUBE COMMENTS OF THE WEEK Drink at Work

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12:30 What Are We Doing With Our Oscars? The Onion

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8:30 kant was the one who thought genius meant originality, but kant thought a lot of things Dinosaur Comics

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0:00 I Am xkcd.com

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Tue 2 March, 2010

21:30 The Blog of the Unknown Postcard The Baseball Card Blog

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12:30 Ten things that are wrong Drink at Work

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12:00 Deposition at the Durango Independent Film Festival 3/5, 3/6 Banterist

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8:30 head-explosion disease: curable? hopefully curable, if caught in the early stages of explosion Dinosaur Comics

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Mon 1 March, 2010

14:30 CUTEST PUPPY IN THE UNIVERSE OR JUST EARTH? Drink at Work

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9:30 Grammar Cop: ...And Irony Is Priceless Banterist

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9:00 first person to decode it wins a t-shirt!! then i'll put the decoded version here. GO GO GO Dinosaur Comics

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0:00 Sex Dice xkcd.com

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Sat 27 February, 2010

11:00 I Want to See Topps Heritage Push the Envelope The Baseball Card Blog

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Fri 26 February, 2010

10:30 skip all the classes and ace the final, you'll feel great Dinosaur Comics

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Thu 25 February, 2010

12:00 NO PRIOR KNOWLEDGE: PARENTHOOD Drink at Work

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9:00 deleted dialogue: "When i die cool dies with me! Tell everyone so they don't forget." Dinosaur Comics

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Wed 24 February, 2010

8:00 i am beginning to think the lyrics to pop songs DON'T have all the answers Dinosaur Comics

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Tue 23 February, 2010

11:30 Kanye vs. Kenya Banterist

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8:30 i pay my insurance company "protection money" Dinosaur Comics

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Mon 22 February, 2010

13:00 Must Be A Good Casting Director Banterist

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11:00 NO PRIOR KNOWLEDGE: THE MARRIAGE REF Drink at Work

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9:00 when rats attacked him at night, he was all, "frig, guess i'll just DOMESTICATE SOME FERAL CATS to keep the rats away then!" NICE. alexander selkirk solved PROBLEMS. Dinosaur Comics

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Sun 21 February, 2010

2:30 Not Absolutely Never The Sneeze

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Fri 19 February, 2010

8:30 s/marriage/A RACE AROUND THE WORLD Dinosaur Comics

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Thu 18 February, 2010

22:30 Topps Million Card Failaway The Baseball Card Blog

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19:30 STARRY STARRY GUY episiode 2 Drink at Work

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13:30 Cynthia Falconcrest (Livia Scott) reviews season 1 of MTV's "Jersey Shore" at Sweet in NYC Drink at Work

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8:30 we interrupt our normal comics for a thinly-fictionalized account of how i plum fell down the stairs Dinosaur Comics

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Wed 17 February, 2010

18:30 How to pitch a series to MY DAMN CHANNEL Drink at Work

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14:00 What the Walgreen's Takeover of Duane Reade Really Means Drink at Work

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12:00 Playmobil Re-Enactments: Kind of Dubai-ous Banterist

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10:30 in writing this comic I looked up what flavours fruit roll-ups currently come in, and among them is "Crazy Pix Cool Chix Berry Wave". friends, I call that poetry. Dinosaur Comics

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Mon 15 February, 2010

16:00 STARRY STARRY GUY: Telescope Tim's BOOK SIGNING Drink at Work

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