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Sat 20 March, 2010

11:00 Sports: Newest Bronco Brady Quinn: 'The Brody Qualls Era Has Begun' The Onion

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9:30 Sometimes, Area Woman Just Feels... The Onion

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Fri 19 March, 2010

14:30 Sports: Entire Nation Picks Same Bracket The Onion

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11:30 [video] YouTube Contest Challenges Users To Make A 'Good' Video The Onion

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10:30 Local Neurotic To Undergo Invasive 32,000-Hour-Long Therapy Procedure The Onion

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10:00 Sports: Carmelo Anthony Called For Traveling Back In Time The Onion

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10:00 Sports: NBA Honors Latino Community By Using Spanish Word For 'The' On Jerseys The Onion

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10:00 Erectile Dysfunction Linked To Heart Disease Fatality The Onion

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9:30 We Almost Go Inside The Mind Of Tim Burton But Then We Were Like 'Eh' The Onion

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Thu 18 March, 2010

21:00 [audio] ACLU Defends Nazis' Right To Burn ACLU Headquarters The Onion

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12:30 In Focus: Hillary Clinton Wows Russians With Poignant Chekhovian Monologue The Onion

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12:30 Jackson Estate Signs 250 Million Deal With Sony The Onion

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11:30 [video] Hot New Relationship Book Warns Women: 'Wake Up! He's A Shapeshifter' The Onion

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11:30 Opinion: I'll Be Able To Get This Big Pot Of Chili Over To My Friend's House A Lot Quicker If I Put On My Roller Skates (by Rudy Lavelle) The Onion

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11:00 NO PRIOR KNOWLEDGE: JUSTIFIED Drink at Work

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10:30 Report: Music Industry Made 18 In 2009 The Onion

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10:00 Wise Council Of Elders Accuses Day Nurse Of Stealing Change The Onion

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Wed 17 March, 2010

12:00 In Focus: Man Who's 116th Irish Proud Of His Irish Heritage The Onion

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11:30 Sports: Musher Claims Free Agency Destroyed Chemistry Of Sled-Dog Team The Onion

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11:30 What's Our Spring Cleaning Project? The Onion

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11:00 Growing Number Of Americans Distrust Census The Onion

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10:00 Obama To Revamp 'No Child Left Behind' The Onion

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Tue 16 March, 2010

21:00 [audio] Exxon Paleontologists Call For Increased U.S. Fossil Production The Onion

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Fri 12 March, 2010

10:30 NO PRIOR KNOWLEDGE: CELEBRITY APPRENTICE 2010 Drink at Work

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Tue 9 March, 2010

12:00 Fitzy's Oscar Recap Drink at Work

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Mon 8 March, 2010

14:30 Thoughts on the Last 3 Years in the Card Industry The Baseball Card Blog

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Sun 7 March, 2010

20:30 Harry Caray Bobblehead Trade Challenge The Baseball Card Blog

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Fri 5 March, 2010

15:30 Fake Rockstar's guide to why we hate you? Drink at Work

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12:30 NO PRIOR KNOWLEDGE: HIGH SOCIETY Drink at Work

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Wed 3 March, 2010

13:30 I AM DRUGS: BEST YOUTUBE COMMENTS OF THE WEEK Drink at Work

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Tue 2 March, 2010

21:30 The Blog of the Unknown Postcard The Baseball Card Blog

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12:30 Ten things that are wrong Drink at Work

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Mon 1 March, 2010

14:30 CUTEST PUPPY IN THE UNIVERSE OR JUST EARTH? Drink at Work

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Sat 27 February, 2010

11:00 I Want to See Topps Heritage Push the Envelope The Baseball Card Blog

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Thu 25 February, 2010

12:00 NO PRIOR KNOWLEDGE: PARENTHOOD Drink at Work

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Mon 22 February, 2010

11:00 NO PRIOR KNOWLEDGE: THE MARRIAGE REF Drink at Work

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Sun 21 February, 2010

2:30 Not Absolutely Never The Sneeze

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Thu 18 February, 2010

19:30 STARRY STARRY GUY episiode 2 Drink at Work

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13:30 Cynthia Falconcrest (Livia Scott) reviews season 1 of MTV's "Jersey Shore" at Sweet in NYC Drink at Work

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Wed 17 February, 2010

18:30 How to pitch a series to MY DAMN CHANNEL Drink at Work

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14:00 What the Walgreen's Takeover of Duane Reade Really Means Drink at Work

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Mon 15 February, 2010

16:00 STARRY STARRY GUY: Telescope Tim's BOOK SIGNING Drink at Work

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13:00 IMDB'S MOST POPULAR FROM Sean: Sadness Incoming! Drink at Work

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Fri 12 February, 2010

11:00 NO PRIOR KNOWLEDGE: UNDERCOVER BOSS Drink at Work

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Tue 9 February, 2010

16:30 First weekend in NYC Drink at Work

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Sat 6 February, 2010

15:00 NO PRIOR KNOWLEDGE: PAST LIFE Drink at Work

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Wed 3 February, 2010

13:00 Misfortune Cookies Drink at Work

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Thu 28 January, 2010

14:00 A Wealthy People's History of the United States: Higgenbottom's Early Years Drink at Work

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Tue 19 January, 2010

14:30 A bright and shiny future MARMADUKE EXPLAINED

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Fri 15 January, 2010

10:00 Sports: ESPN Viewers Imagine What Stuart Scotts Eyeball Will Look Like In 3-D The Onion

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Wed 6 January, 2010

22:00 20th Century Fox Film Corporation is an asshole MARMADUKE EXPLAINED

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Sat 26 December, 2009

16:30 Don't Drink and Pie The Sneeze

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Thu 24 December, 2009

15:30 Eddie the Fish The Sneeze

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Wed 23 December, 2009

18:00 Doodlemonkey Tree Brain The Sneeze

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Tue 22 December, 2009

11:30 The Horns of Christmas Morn The Sneeze

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Thu 19 November, 2009

13:00 Why would you not recommend becoming a living vampire? Used FAQs

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Sat 31 October, 2009

18:30 The Opposite Game The Sneeze

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Fri 30 October, 2009

14:00 This bears mentioning MARMADUKE EXPLAINED

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Sun 25 October, 2009

13:00 Bent Objects The Sneeze

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Sun 18 October, 2009

16:30 Further Thoughts on the Semicolon The Sneeze

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Tue 13 October, 2009

12:00 Krab Cakes The Sneeze

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Mon 12 October, 2009

3:00 The 5-Second Ruling The Sneeze

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Thu 8 October, 2009

9:30 Sports: ESPN Completely Misses Brett Favre Vs. Green Bay Packers Storyline The Onion

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Wed 7 October, 2009

16:30 Tree Brain Bandit (w/ photos!) The Sneeze

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Mon 5 October, 2009

12:00 Brain Bank The Sneeze

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Thu 1 October, 2009

11:30 Cake '09 The Sneeze

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Wed 20 May, 2009

21:30 [audio] Marijuana Legalized 2 Days After Advocates Put On Neckties The Onion

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Mon 18 May, 2009

5:00 Marmaduke Explained running every Monday Wednesday and Friday MARMADUKE EXPLAINED

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Tue 5 May, 2009

3:30 Chopping Block - May 5, 2009 Chopping Block

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Mon 4 May, 2009

17:30 Marmaduke Explained lives. MARMADUKE EXPLAINED

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3:30 Chopping Block - May 4, 2009 Chopping Block

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Thu 30 April, 2009

9:30 Sports: Retired Big Brown Given ESPN Commentator Position The Onion

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Wed 29 April, 2009

3:30 Chopping Block - Apr 29, 2009 Chopping Block

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Tue 28 April, 2009

3:30 Chopping Block - Apr 28, 2009 Chopping Block

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Mon 27 April, 2009

3:30 Chopping Block - Apr 27, 2009 Chopping Block

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Fri 24 April, 2009

0:30 29-95.com - a few words about a thing/future of Marmaduke Explained MARMADUKE EXPLAINED

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Tue 21 April, 2009

20:30 Tue 21 April, 2009 MARMADUKE EXPLAINED

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3:30 Chopping Block - Apr 21, 2009 Chopping Block

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Thu 16 April, 2009

3:30 Chopping Block - Apr 16, 2009 Chopping Block

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Tue 14 April, 2009

10:30 Sports: New ESPN GameCast Feature Allows Your Team To Win The Onion

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10:00 Sports: New ESPN GameCast Feature Allows Your Team To Win The Onion

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Mon 13 April, 2009

3:00 Mon 13 April, 2009 MARMADUKE EXPLAINED

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Sun 12 April, 2009

17:30 Five inanimate objects that frequently seem annoyed with me 5ives

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17:30 Five excellent fake names I?ve never found a place to use 5ives

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17:30 Five terrible fake Mitch Albom books 5ives

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17:30 Five menu items at Silver Spoon Thai that could also be the name of an unsuccessful sex worker 5ives

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17:30 Five things the lady standing outside the window at the Today Show, holding a cardboard sign with a picture of a kitten she cut out of Parade Magazine, is thinking about right now 5ives

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Mon 6 April, 2009

15:30 Mon 6 April, 2009 MARMADUKE EXPLAINED

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Wed 1 April, 2009

17:00 Wed 1 April, 2009 MARMADUKE EXPLAINED

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Mon 30 March, 2009

6:00 Mon 30 March, 2009 MARMADUKE EXPLAINED

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Thu 26 March, 2009

13:00 Thu 26 March, 2009 MARMADUKE EXPLAINED

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Tue 24 March, 2009

23:00 Tue 24 March, 2009 MARMADUKE EXPLAINED

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Mon 16 March, 2009

2:00 Mon 16 March, 2009 MARMADUKE EXPLAINED

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Sun 15 March, 2009

15:30 They'll Do It Every Time for 2009/03/15 Comic Alert

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4:30 Mary Worth for 2009/03/15 Comic Alert

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Sat 14 March, 2009

16:30 They'll Do It Every Time for 2009/03/14 Comic Alert

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12:30 Sat 14 March, 2009 MARMADUKE EXPLAINED

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5:30 Mary Worth for 2009/03/14 Comic Alert

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Fri 13 March, 2009

19:30 Fri 13 March, 2009 MARMADUKE EXPLAINED

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11:30 They'll Do It Every Time for 2009/03/13 Comic Alert

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