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Tue 9 March, 2010
20:30 Theme: Movie poster for movie that never existed, but should have [Photoshop] Fark.com RSS Loading...
20:00 Iowa Senate passes bar nuisance law. Maybe now we've seen our last cocked-hat over the eyebrow popped-collar douche who orders Glenlivet with Diet Coke [Unlikely] Fark.com RSS Loading...
20:00 From the "Are you sure this is a good idea?" department: Water and Sewer to be merged. Bonus: gas company may handle merger [Asinine] Fark.com RSS Loading...
19:30 Achievement Unlocked : Throw back a grenade before it explodes. Bonus : "I remember thinking that if I didn't pull this off, it was going to hurt" [Hero] Fark.com RSS Loading...
18:30 Windows kill up to 1 billion birds in North America each year. "I see no immediate reason why these figures would be erroneous." [Unlikely] Fark.com RSS Loading...
18:00 Many Americans say they're too tired for sex. But really, they're just not into you [Interesting] Fark.com RSS Loading...
17:30 When asking someone to find a hitman to kill hubby, make sure that person isn't a former NYPD detective [Fail] Fark.com RSS Loading...
16:30 Former employee: I'm a huge social networker and stuff so if you don't like pay me $200,000 I'll bring the company down through spam emails. Company: Oooooooo, we're scaaaaared [Asinine] Fark.com RSS Loading...
16:30 Proving yet again that suckers and their money are soon parted, people are paying a New Mexico spa over $100 to smear Japanese bird poop on their faces [Stupid] Fark.com RSS Loading...
16:30 The flu symptoms that make you miserable are all in your head [Interesting] Fark.com RSS Loading...
16:30 Protip: If the Chevy conversion van is rocking (at 3:30 AM in the mall parking lot, under a lightpole), the cops will bother knocking [Amusing] Fark.com RSS Loading...
15:30 Calling Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez a dictator is a criminal offense worthy of jail time according to Constitutional scholar Sean Penn [Dumbass] Fark.com RSS Loading...
15:30 Well, NOW where am I supposed to take this Grade-3 Plutonium runoff? [Strange] Fark.com RSS Loading...
15:00 Actual headline: "Police say fake veterinarian - apparently dressed as a man this time - arrested again". With pics of what a cross-dressing fake veteranarian looks like [Weird] Fark.com RSS Loading...
14:30 Turkey is discovering nothing exposes shoddy sub-code construction and bribed housing inspectors quite like a magnitude 6 earthquake [Sad] Fark.com RSS Loading...
14:00 The CIA recommended the use of Ensure Plus for the liquid diet so that detainees wouldn't die from inhaling their own vomit during torture. Seriously [Sick] Fark.com RSS Loading...
14:00 Lindsay Lohan wants $100M over E-Trade ad because "the actress has the same single-name recognition as Oprah or Madonna." [Stupid] Fark.com RSS Loading...
13:30 NYC infrastructure is crumbling, and there are few funds for repairs, but one artist may have a solution: Legos [Cool] Fark.com RSS Loading...
13:30 Half of Americans have less than 10K saved for retirement. Those who have more will no doubt be asked to share their pie [Scary] Fark.com RSS Loading...
13:30 Good idea: Asking helpful policewoman for directions. Bad idea: While driving a stolen car [Dumbass] Fark.com RSS Loading...
13:00 Ars Technica asks readers to turn off ad-block on its website to help save the site. On that note, if Farkers out there don't mind turning off adblock for Fark we'd sure appreciate it too -Drew (link fixed) [PSA] Fark.com RSS Loading...
13:00 Write that on the tombstone: Second person nationwide ever to die in static-sparked fire at a fuel pump [Unlikely] Fark.com RSS Loading...
13:00 Two idiots in a fraternity at submitter's Alma Mater allegedly wrapped some kid in TP and set him on fire. What was the stupidest thing you ever did in college? Bonus: look at the smirk on their mugshots [Asinine] Fark.com RSS Loading...
13:00 Never before seen episode of Star Trek TOS has Kirk dealing with a terrible alien threat [Amusing] Fark.com RSS Loading...
13:00 Due to low sales, Walmart discounts Black Barbie; obviously some people have a problem with this [Stupid] Fark.com RSS Loading...
12:30 "Holy criminy, you just shot the map" [Amusing] Fark.com RSS Loading...
12:00 Window cleaner commits suicide by stabbing himself in the groin repeatedly with a jumbo souvenir pencil. "If you were choosing to take your own life, that's not the way you would do it." [Weird] Fark.com RSS Loading...
12:00 The Florida Senate race is getting hairy: Crist accuses Rubio of using a RNC credit card to get his back waxed [Florida] Fark.com RSS Loading...
11:30 "Milking water out of a cow made of wood with rubber teats is a favorite activity there" [Strange] Fark.com RSS Loading...
11:30 Auctioneer sells souls to highest bidder, one "Mr. Mephistopheles" [Weird] Fark.com RSS Loading...
11:30 Germany criticizes Greece for being babies who refuse to fix their financial problems, while Greece says they'd have more money if the Nazis hadn't stolen their gold and all their kebab vendors [Obvious] Fark.com RSS Loading...
11:30 Photoshop this stack o' flapjacks [Photoshop] Fark.com RSS Loading...
11:30 Lil' Wayne gets a year in pris...MAKE HIM PUT THE SUNGLASSES BACK ON [Followup] Fark.com RSS Loading...
11:30 Man Surrenders In Fatal Stabbing. Dude, that's when you should be fighting back the most [Dumbass] Fark.com RSS Loading...
11:00 Senate preparing to donate another $66 billion to its slacker bailout fund. Get your Mountain Dew and Cheetos now before it's too late [Asinine] Fark.com RSS Loading...
11:00 Brooke Shields says fame is "like a drug." She must be getting desperate for a fix, though, as she's suffering post-partum depression from her career [Obvious] Fark.com RSS Loading...
10:30 "Gasoline prices want to decline" says expert, apparently trying to use the Jedi Mind Trick on them [Unlikely] Fark.com RSS Loading...
10:00 Jon Stewart proves that the SEC is run by those three monkeys with their hands over their eyes, ears, and mouths [Sad] Fark.com RSS Loading...
10:00 "Cable guy finds kids home alone": more proof that Hollywood is out of ideas or actual headline? [Florida] Fark.com RSS Loading...
10:00 87 percent of USA Today readers believe dogs are smarter than we think they are [Obvious] Fark.com RSS Loading...
9:30 News: triple shooting on Ohio State's campus. Fark: didn't involve a football player [NewsFlash] Fark.com RSS Loading...
9:30 What better place to allow an exemption to the smoking ban then at the indoor benefit boxing match for children without health insurance [Stupid] Fark.com RSS Loading...
8:30 Ugly, skankifed, dirty suburban wasteland slum objects to being called a 'hellhole' on SNL [Amusing] Fark.com RSS Loading...
8:00 Not News: LA City Council can't say "no" to any expenditures. News: Because they have a computer that automatically votes "yes" when they're not in chambers. FARK: Giving them more time for lobbyists and cigarettes [Asinine] Fark.com RSS Loading...
8:00 Condemned prisoner's execution postponed because...well, because the state of Ohio has to first save his life [Fail] Fark.com RSS Loading...
8:00 Detroit mayor to unveil plan to bulldoze ¼ of the city. Why stop there? [Interesting] Fark.com RSS Loading...
8:00 Caption the Queen of the World and James Cameron at the Oscars [Caption] Fark.com RSS Loading...
5:30 Photoshop this soaring cycle and airborne extemist [Photoshop] Fark.com RSS Loading...
5:30 That giant puckering sound you heard was Sheriff Joe Arpaio's spinchter clenching after he found out the controversial emails he thought had been deleted were actually archived by a third-party vendor [Amusing] Fark.com RSS Loading...
3:00 911: What's the emergency? Caller: Somehow I got my Prius up to 94 [Unlikely] Fark.com RSS Loading...
1:30 Not news: Man has heart attack while on the phone with his cell provider. Fark: the operator that saves his life is named Hart [Sappy] Fark.com RSS Loading...
0:30 Goat Boy's mom has been found [Interesting] Fark.com RSS Loading...
0:00 Reserchers say a tax on pizza and soda would cut obesity. Still no cure for nicotine addiction [Asinine] Fark.com RSS Loading...
Mon 8 March, 2010
21:30 Brtiain's MI5 monitored Hitler Youth cycling tour of England in 1937, despite their agent falling off near Budleigh Salterton when the pump caught in his trouser-leg, badly crushing sandwiches and getting grit all over his fruitcake [Interesting] Fark.com RSS Loading...
21:30 Photoshop this saw-whet owl [Photoshop] Fark.com RSS Loading...
18:00 Then they came for the beer and I said nothing, for I was not-- Wait, what? Oh, hell no WOLVERINES [Scary] Fark.com RSS Loading...
18:00 Tip Of The Day: Paying for hundreds of dollars of crack cocaine with Monopoly money will probably result in a fairly decent ass kicking [Amusing] Fark.com RSS Loading...
17:30 Young Karl Rove turned to the darkside when he had the turd-blossom beat out of him by a little girl [Obvious] Fark.com RSS Loading...
17:30 Last year 2.4 million fewer tourists visited the US, which cost $509 billion. In related news, tourism in the US brings in an average of $212,000 per person. Still no cure for journalists who can't do math [Fail] Fark.com RSS Loading...
16:30 Oldest person in US dies again [Misc] Fark.com RSS Loading...
16:00 News: Girl sick for 2 years from wearing improperly made eyeglasses. Fark: The eyeglass place apologized and offered her a $5 bottle of lens cleaner [Asinine] Fark.com RSS Loading...
16:00 In an attempt to outdo Blockbuster, library has teen arrested for forgetting to return dvd [Dumbass] Fark.com RSS Loading...
15:00 San Francisco hearkens back to a time when it wasn't known for hippies clogging the streets, gives police new powers to knock some heads [Interesting] Fark.com RSS Loading...
15:00 Roman Polanski's wife is very upset that her pedo husband has been jailed, interfering with his ability to keep her and their children rich beyond their wildest dreams [Asinine] Fark.com RSS Loading...
15:00 Meet Lyuba, the cutest 42,000-year-old Ice Age baby mammoth you'll see today [Cool] Fark.com RSS Loading...
15:00 A group of ultra-Orthodox rabbis are kvetching that lox should no longer be considered kosher as the fish often contain parasitic worms. Here comes the schmear campaign [Dumbass] Fark.com RSS Loading...
14:30 Drew talks about earthquake mania, Selection Sunday, and the James Cameron Reaction Watch. Also, some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 2/28 - 3/6 [FarkBlog] Fark.com RSS Loading...
13:30 By allowing Pennsylvania grocery and convenience stores to sell beer, the state will become a post-apocalyptic wasteland where sellers of cheap beer will ravage the land unchecked, killing everybody you hold dear [Unlikely] Fark.com RSS Loading...
13:30 You're at the movies and someone asks you to stop talking on your cellphone. Do you: C) Stab him in the neck with a meat thermometer? [Strange] Fark.com RSS Loading...
13:30 Who has the time to take the keys out and lock up the police cruiser anymore [Dumbass] Fark.com RSS Loading...
13:00 You want me to pay for a dead cat which I didn't kill and doesn't belong to me? [Stupid] Fark.com RSS Loading...
13:00 On the internet, a female inmate squirting breast milk at her jailer falls under the Rule #34 clause. In real life, it's third degree felony assault [Interesting] Fark.com RSS Loading...
12:30 Hooker principal unlikely to see happy ending [Interesting] Fark.com RSS Loading...
12:30 Photoshop this kicked ball [Photoshop] Fark.com RSS Loading...
12:00 City of Gary, Indiana trying to triple its population in time for census [Amusing] Fark.com RSS Loading...
12:00 Slow learner gets third drug bust on way home from prison for his second drug bust [Dumbass] Fark.com RSS Loading...
12:00 Not news: school costs six times more than the top college in the country. News: the school turns out students that are still functionally illiterate. Fark: it's kindergarten [Interesting] Fark.com RSS Loading...
11:00 Al Qaida calls on US muslims to attack America seeing as how they're a little too busy dodging predator strikes and military raids to do it themselves [Unlikely] Fark.com RSS Loading...
9:00 God rolls die, shakes Turkey this time; at least 41 dead [News] Fark.com RSS Loading...
9:00 You should pick wine over mineral water if you want to lose weight, pants [Spiffy] Fark.com RSS Loading...
9:00 Photoshop this fish out of water [Photoshop] Fark.com RSS Loading...
9:00 Big Booty Mommas 6: Hot Butt-Caulking Action [Sick] Fark.com RSS Loading...
5:30 Humans driving species to extinction faster than new ones can evolve. Darwin facepalms [Sad] Fark.com RSS Loading...
4:00 Lawmaker wants to give vegans, teetotallers and atheists the same protection under the law as Muslims and Jews [Interesting] Fark.com RSS Loading...
3:30 Man arrested for thinking about cheeseburgers [Strange] Fark.com RSS Loading...
3:30 What's worse than kidnapping your girlfriend? Kindapping your girlfriend and taking her to Wal-Mart [Florida] Fark.com RSS Loading...
1:30 You know what's better than a squirrel with a conconut on its head? Two squirrels with coconuts on their heads [Silly] Fark.com RSS Loading...
1:00 Swiss dogs encounter major setback in legal bid for steak [Interesting] Fark.com RSS Loading...
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