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Thu 28 August, 2008
2:00 [Farktography] Theme of Farktography Contest No. 173: "Panoramics" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme Fark.com RSS Loading...
2:00 [Strange] If you're a guy who enjoys sitting through long traffic jams because of your heated car seat, you never have to buy another condom ever again Fark.com RSS Loading...
2:00 [Interesting] Turns out parents really do have favourite children. If you're reading this from their basement, it's safe to say your not it Fark.com RSS Loading...
2:00 [Scary] Farmers' switch from agave to corn could lead to tequila shortage. EVERYBODY PANIC Fark.com RSS Loading...
0:00 [Scary] The crane's to blame, it's mainly in the train Fark.com RSS Loading...
0:00 [Obvious] Alcohol found to be linked to assaults. I swear to God, if *hic* this doesn't get greenlit, I'm gonna punch someone in the face Fark.com RSS Loading...
0:00 [Amusing] Portland "green" gym to generate its own energy from rooftop solar panels, patrons' exercise bikes and treadmills, and their inexhaustible supply of smug Fark.com RSS Loading...
Wed 27 August, 2008
22:30 [Photoshop] Photoshop this sky rider Fark.com RSS Loading...
22:30 [Fail] Today on ask Billy Graham: My wife is disabled because of a stroke, some of my friends are telling me I'm crazy not to find a mistress. How can I explain to them that God wants me to be faithful? Fark.com RSS Loading...
22:00 [Scary] It's still too early to buy tickets to Katrina II: Electric Boogaloo, but it appears to be deep into post-production Fark.com RSS Loading...
22:00 [Strange] Jar of mushrooms leaking onto passenger with mushroom allergy forces Boeing 737 to make emergency landing Fark.com RSS Loading...
21:30 [Dumbass] Carnegie Mellon prof charged with 3rd DUI in 8 days, obviously not a math expert Fark.com RSS Loading...
21:30 [Amusing] Angry that his in-laws won't leave his home, man does the logical thing and calls the cops then storms upstairs and tears up his wife's new $28 bra Fark.com RSS Loading...
20:30 [Sad] Polise in Arkansaw cant spel wurth shiat Fark.com RSS Loading...
20:30 [Followup] Dunkan must die. I do not think that they mean that he will be dipped in coffee thou. Hero props to the jury Fark.com RSS Loading...
20:00 [Sappy] 'Inconsolable' baby elephant back with mother. AWWWW pics and video included Fark.com RSS Loading...
20:00 [Interesting] Google maps captures a unique proposal Fark.com RSS Loading...
19:30 [Followup] Case gets murkier as Deputy fired after lying about relationship with mother who "forgot" to file police report on "missing" child Fark.com RSS Loading...
19:30 [Stupid] Bellevue police said an explosion Wednesday morning in a house on 24th Avenue is suspicious. (Actual headline) Fark.com RSS Loading...
19:00 [Cool] Cool: Mythbusters take on Apollo Moon landing tonight. Double cool bonus: A TF'er got to help Fark.com RSS Loading...
19:00 [Hero] Not news: Man upset with his bank. News: Changes his telephone password to "Lloyds is pants". Fark: Bank changes it to "no it's not". Ultrafark: He tried "Barclays is better" but the bank said no Fark.com RSS Loading...
19:00 [Scary] Body Farm: Decomposing body was in Casey Anthony's car Fark.com RSS Loading...
19:00 [Obvious] All those "Messiah complex" complaints from the right? Turns out they're just concerned because this is the first time the Democratic Party has a candidate people are enthusiastic about Fark.com RSS Loading...
19:00 [NewsFlash] For the first time outside of reel life, a major political party has nominated an African-American for President of the United States of America Fark.com RSS Loading...
18:30 [Obvious] The DNC protest zones in Denver draw exactly the same number of protesters as the ones the Chinese set up for the Olympics, showing how awesome free speech really is Fark.com RSS Loading...
18:30 [Amusing] What can Hillary's body language tell us about how she -really- feels about Obama? It's not news it's CNN. Bonus: The comments are made of win Fark.com RSS Loading...
18:30 [Obvious] Baghdad to build giant ferris wheel. Potential names include "The Target"; "Please Bomb Me"; and "Missile Magnet" Fark.com RSS Loading...
18:30 [Dumbass] Mackenzie Phillips busted for drug possession at LAX. When will washed up celebrities learn that you can buy drugs when you land Fark.com RSS Loading...
18:00 [Interesting] Scientists transform one type of cell into another. Five-assed monkey will be achieved in our lifetimes Fark.com RSS Loading...
18:00 [Interesting] ABC producer arrested for following the money falling out of the pockets of VIP donors at private fundraisers around Denver Fark.com RSS Loading...
17:30 [PSA] Will Bubba steal the show? Will Biden rip off another speech? It's day 3 of the Democratic National Convention Discussion Thread Fark.com RSS Loading...
17:00 [Followup] FBI implements chinese democracy on blogger for prematurely unleashing the atrocities of GnR Fark.com RSS Loading...
16:30 [Dumbass] If your mom posts your $100K cash bail, then you get arrested again, you'd better get her a damn nice Mother's Day card Fark.com RSS Loading...
16:30 [Unlikely] Carmen Electra wrestles Kim Kardashian in new spoof, 'Disaster Movie'; says, "We get into some down and dirty positons... Kim is so cool, not to mention being hot." Translated: "Go see my new movie." Fark.com RSS Loading...
16:00 [Dumbass] Hip hop mogul Marion 'Suge" Knight arrested in Las Vegas Fark.com RSS Loading...
16:00 [Photoshop] Photoshop these Jordanian policewomen training Fark.com RSS Loading...
16:00 [Hero] Having problems getting around that pesky 4th amendment? Reclassify your police officers as "code enforcement" officers who can condemn houses and need no search warrant to enter Fark.com RSS Loading...
16:00 [Followup] Turns out Daddy Yankee tried to endorse Obama first, but was told his music sucks and to fark off Fark.com RSS Loading...
16:00 [Followup] Fark's favorite motivational speaker charged with shooting at people after a night of drinking. Patrick Swayze unimpressed Fark.com RSS Loading...
15:30 [Ironic] Famous suicide cliff to add "take a number" tickets after rescuers nearly killed by next suicide victim while trying to retrieve body of the last one Fark.com RSS Loading...
15:00 [Interesting] Look into the face of the 13-year-old girl who made your iPhone Fark.com RSS Loading...
15:00 [Followup] Lawyer says 1000lb woman was too fat to beat nephew to death, ignoring the fact that all she had to do was shake her shoulders and a couple of lethal, 150lb hooters would start flying around the room Fark.com RSS Loading...
14:30 [Interesting] Philadelphians are the best tippers in the country, tipping almost 20 percent at restaurants. Note: Does not include cheesesteak stands Fark.com RSS Loading...
14:30 [Dumbass] If you "borrowed" a Civil War cannon from Fort Huger, the Isle of Wight county police department would like a word with you Fark.com RSS Loading...
14:30 [Spiffy] Illinois woman learns she owns Barack Obama's Jeep after she discovers it drives on water Fark.com RSS Loading...
14:30 [Dumbass] DMX drops the F-bomb in court (LGT Video) Fark.com RSS Loading...
14:30 [Obvious] "The far-left has failed so comprehensively to make the case for its vision that the only thing left to do is to brazenly assert the world will literally collapse unless we implement this otherwise indefensible vision" Fark.com RSS Loading...
14:00 [Spiffy] Switzerland exonerates the last European to be executed for witchcraft. Stateside, Ann Coulter breaths a sigh of relief Fark.com RSS Loading...
13:30 [PSA] Evacuation of New Orleans could begin this Friday due to Gustav. EVERYBODY CONTRAFLOW Fark.com RSS Loading...
13:30 [Silly] Democrats bicker over how hard to hit McCain, fail to consult the Vietcong Fark.com RSS Loading...
13:30 [Misc] "Reporter" searches for Hillary at Hooter's. Subby thinks they are better off searching at Lou's Crab Shack Fark.com RSS Loading...
13:30 [Asinine] 9 year old robs restaurant at toygun point, is arrested because it's unclear if he was playing or not Fark.com RSS Loading...
13:00 [Unlikely] California may have a ballot initiative increasing the state income tax on the rich from 9 percent to 44 percent and taking 55 percent of assets over $20 million if the uber-rich move out of state to avoid the tax Fark.com RSS Loading...
13:00 [Asinine] Applebee's food order comes with delicious "out of date" sticker on it. Manager apologizes, offers to refresh drinks Fark.com RSS Loading...
13:00 [Asinine] Seriously, who hasn't had their junk accidentally flop out of loose fitting shorts...while giving driving lessons to teenage girls...at least five different times Fark.com RSS Loading...
12:30 [Sad] Metra trains to eliminate bar cars. Something about wanting "more room for passengers" or some nonsense Fark.com RSS Loading...
12:00 [Video] A funny short video of Chinese people being exposed to fortune cookies (an American invention) for the first time. "Americans are so strange, why are they putting pieces of paper in their cookies?" Fark.com RSS Loading...
11:30 [Asinine] The only rancorous debate that MSNBC is covering at the Democratic convention is between their egomaniacal anchormen Fark.com RSS Loading...
11:30 [Amusing] Since he can't have a home office, man now wants to turn his house into a Scientologist church. Suck it, zoning board Fark.com RSS Loading...
11:00 [Obvious] Germany's "Naked Hiker" allowed to serve his sentence nude because prison clothes depress him, inconvinience his cellmate Fark.com RSS Loading...
10:30 [Florida] Snake floats into home, nearly bites woman during TV interview (with video) Fark.com RSS Loading...
10:30 [Dumbass] If you're going to rob your own truck, take the time to come up with a description of the fake robber Fark.com RSS Loading...
10:00 [Scary] Hikers stranded on Three Fingers Mountain. Rescue crews searching the pink, the stink Fark.com RSS Loading...
10:00 [Photoshop] Photoshop Star Wars characters into other movies. LGT example Fark.com RSS Loading...
10:00 [Fail] Criminals try to rob money-changer at airport, end up stealing bag of snack cakes instead Fark.com RSS Loading...
10:00 [Interesting] New Orleans has broken ground on a memorial to Katrina victims. Memorial will be in the form of a statue of George W. Bush giving New Orleans the finger Fark.com RSS Loading...
10:00 [Followup] Hijackers of Darfur airliner surrender in Libya after running out of small bills for drinks, pillows Fark.com RSS Loading...
10:00 [Amusing] The four John Carlins in one small Irish village tired of getting each other's mail suggest a radical new idea: put numbers on houses Fark.com RSS Loading...
10:00 [Unlikely] Frommers travel guides coming to your iPod. So now you can walk around unfamiliar areas in foriegn countries gawking at your expensive electronics. Good plan, guys Fark.com RSS Loading...
9:30 [Spiffy] Most badass 15-lb poodle/spaniel mix ever chases two bear cubs -- and their mother -- up a tree Fark.com RSS Loading...
9:00 [Silly] "If being a woman and eating lunch topless in a public toilet is a crime then, yes, lock me up" Fark.com RSS Loading...
9:00 [Sad] Mom risks mother of the year award when she tries to trade her five-year old daughter for a used car Fark.com RSS Loading...
8:30 [Amusing] Slain couple with family issues write a will bequeathing insults all around Fark.com RSS Loading...
8:30 [Interesting] Louisiana law allows teachers to bring in "supplemental textbooks" about evolution, demonstrating Creationist tactics taking on subtle changes over time, improving their chances to survive in today's scholastic environment Fark.com RSS Loading...
8:30 [Florida] Note to Florida: When females are placed in programs for troubled girls, it isn't because they're having trouble getting laid Fark.com RSS Loading...
8:00 [Florida] Old and busted: Making students wear uniforms to improve public schools. New hotness: Making teachers wear uniforms to improve public schools Fark.com RSS Loading...
8:00 [Amusing] Billboard campaign advertising historical naval attraction fails to mention Rum and the Lash Fark.com RSS Loading...
7:30 [Obvious] Abercrombie & Fitch employees shocked, SHOCKED, to find that the butterfaces are regulated to folding shirts in the stockroom Fark.com RSS Loading...
7:00 [Ironic] Firefighters returning from fighting a blaze discover their firehouse resembles rain on your wedding day Fark.com RSS Loading...
6:30 [Interesting] Bats take turns "shutting up" when flying in groups. Obviously the male ones Fark.com RSS Loading...
6:00 [Cool] The most incredible photographs of Chinese people painted to disappear into their surroundings that you're likely to see today Fark.com RSS Loading...
6:00 [Scary] Old and Busted: watering down the drinks in a nightclub. New Hotness: watering down the pain medication in hospital Fark.com RSS Loading...
4:00 [Dumbass] Today's "driving with .34 BAC with twin daughters in backseat" store brought to you by Sacramento, Calif. (w/ ".34 wouldn't be enough" mugshot) Fark.com RSS Loading...
4:00 [Asinine] (Are we still supposed to submit these kinds of stories or are we pretty much past this?) Fark.com RSS Loading...
2:30 [Cool] If Moby Dick and Jaws had sex, this would be the product of their love Fark.com RSS Loading...
2:30 [Photoshop] Today's Iron Photoshop ingredients: A monkey, a mouse and a moose. Difficulty: No cartoon characters Fark.com RSS Loading...
1:30 [Scary] If you flushed a grenade down the toilet in Xenia, OH, the police would like to speak with you Fark.com RSS Loading...
1:00 [Scary] FDIC warns that it might not have enough money to insure everybody during the current bank crisis, says tip line can be reached at 1-800-MATTRESS Fark.com RSS Loading...
0:30 [Obvious] Garbage collectors on strike in Milwaukee area. Doubtful anyone will notice for a while Fark.com RSS Loading...
Tue 26 August, 2008
22:30 [Ironic] San Francisco can't add bike lanes, or even bike racks, because bicycles cause too much pollution Fark.com RSS Loading...
22:30 [Dumbass] Mailman "addicted" to baseball cards goes all postal over 1915 Crack Jack card Fark.com RSS Loading...
22:00 [Interesting] Wife becomes the first woman in Kentucky charged with bigamy (w/ picture that will make you want to become monogamous or even celibate) Fark.com RSS Loading...
22:00 [Sad] In one of the worst decisions ever made, school bans cheerleading uniforms Fark.com RSS Loading...
22:00 [Asinine] Around 500 high school students suspended over wearing the wrong belts Fark.com RSS Loading...
21:30 [Florida] Your brother changes your account from administrator to guest on the family computer. Thats a stabbin' Fark.com RSS Loading...
21:30 [Stupid] Now nanny state using 'dog wardens' to fine public Fark.com RSS Loading...
21:00 [Stupid] Big-busted woman wearing a large underwire bra sets off the airport metal detector. Discovers the real boobs are in the TSA. "You can't treat me as a criminal for wearing a bra." Fark.com RSS Loading...
21:00 [Unlikely] Training program encourages students and professors to fight back in the event of a shooting with "improvised" weapons. Short Dell battery, count to three, throw Fark.com RSS Loading...
20:30 [Stupid] Woman ejected from US federal building over lesbian T-shirt Fark.com RSS Loading...
20:30 [Silly] Actual small-town newspaper headline: "Michael C. Howard is not dead" Fark.com RSS Loading...
20:00 [NewsFlash] Air France Jumbo Jet skids off runway in Montreal. No one hurt, but there may be a $12 deplaning charge Fark.com RSS Loading...
20:00 [Sad] Mork killed in freak flash flood near Arizona-California border. Pray for Mindy Fark.com RSS Loading...
19:30 [Amusing] Daily Show correspondents are having trouble conducting interviews at DNC because fans keep swarming around them Fark.com RSS Loading...
19:00 [Scary] Man falls nearly 60 feet from TV tower. Doctors say he's doing ok for now, but stay tuned Fark.com RSS Loading...
19:00 [Florida] Man gets into six-hour standoff with SWAT team because he was annoyed by Michelle Obama's speech Fark.com RSS Loading...
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