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Sat 31 July, 2010
0:00 Goodwill fires worker with Down Syndrome for violating "no shopping policy" after his sister bought him a $3 shirt. "If I don't understand the policy, how is he supposed to understand the policy?" [Asinine] Fark.com RSS Loading...
Fri 30 July, 2010
23:30 Pole dancing classes for girls nine years of age and under. Ideal for parents looking to avoid ever paying for a university education for their daughter [Asinine] Fark.com RSS Loading...
23:00 Did you get the Last Post in that one thread? No? Well, I did. Now I gotta submit this stupid thread. This is LP# 274 [Fail] Fark.com RSS Loading...
23:00 Al Gore did not have sexual relations with that woman [Followup] Fark.com RSS Loading...
22:30 10 free tips from a veterinarian. It turns out your dog doesn't really want steak [Interesting] Fark.com RSS Loading...
22:00 Arnold Schwarzenegger says wildfire threatens 2,000 structures, could be worse than "Jingle All the Way" [Scary] Fark.com RSS Loading...
22:00 The hailstone blew a hole through my windshieled and knockd my hands off the steering wheel, cut a gouge in my wrist, and I thought, 'This isn't good' [Scary] Fark.com RSS Loading...
21:30 Hindu protestors spill thousands of liters of milk. They don't seem too broken up about it [Obvious] Fark.com RSS Loading...
21:30 Stray floating mine? Whale? Woman driver? Well, something made a huge dent in this Japanese oil tanker [Interesting] Fark.com RSS Loading...
21:30 Fired bondage club worker charged in death of former boss - now in shackles, so expected to get off quickly [Fail] Fark.com RSS Loading...
21:30 Not news: Congressman pulled over for speeding. Fark: While giving a live radio interview in his home state [Amusing] Fark.com RSS Loading...
21:00 "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting air strikes against Gaza." "Interrup-" *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM* [News] Fark.com RSS Loading...
20:30 Photoshop this big billboard [Photoshop] Fark.com RSS Loading...
20:00 Your pool chlorine is messing with your gene pool [Scary] Fark.com RSS Loading...
19:30 Study proves you can grow joints with stem cells. Dude, don't bogart the cells [Cool] Fark.com RSS Loading...
19:00 Purported Ansel Adams glass negatives now attributed to Uncle Earl. $200 million not yours mister garage sale purchaser [Followup] Fark.com RSS Loading...
19:00 The trendy new nickname for the Washington, DC / Maryland / Virginia metro area is: The DMV. Because you associate the DMV with being fun, hip, and pleasant [Silly] Fark.com RSS Loading...
19:00 News: The Ft. Hood shooter is still getting monthly paychecks from the Army. Fark: No bank will take his money [Amusing] Fark.com RSS Loading...
18:30 What do the United Nations, Halliburton, Church of Scientology, Lucasfilm, and Sega all have in common? They all downloaded the infamous facebook profile torrent [Interesting] Fark.com RSS Loading...
18:30 Who ever would have guessed the dispersant BP dumped into the Gulf to get rid of millions of gallons of oil would be worse than the oil itself? [Obvious] Fark.com RSS Loading...
18:30 Kiss me...I'm on TSGs mugshot round up [Amusing] Fark.com RSS Loading...
18:00 Sorry we can't pay you, so feel free to take what you can and hock it [Amusing] Fark.com RSS Loading...
18:00 Obama unleases TV's Matlock to trick old people into supporting death panels [Sad] Fark.com RSS Loading...
17:30 How--and why--to have a threesome. Seventh link down, sorta not safe for work unless you like breasts (Sponsored link) [Amusing] Fark.com RSS Loading...
17:30 Man has sex with Christie Brinkley [Sick] Fark.com RSS Loading...
17:00 Stop the presses. There's a huge new Sarah Palin scandal: Her eye color on her new book cover is gray [Amusing] Fark.com RSS Loading...
17:00 Cute rocket scientist quits her job over- Hey, Wait- Don't you want to hear about the squirrel monkeys? [Interesting] Fark.com RSS Loading...
16:30 Illegal immigrant or US Olympic medalist? Why can't a guy be both? [Interesting] Fark.com RSS Loading...
15:30 Last year's record high rice prices may not, in fact, have been the starting bell of the inevitable apocalyptic Global Food Wars, but just a bunch of corrupt Fillipino officials trying to make a fast buck [Followup] Fark.com RSS Loading...
15:30 "Eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb" [Sad] Fark.com RSS Loading...
15:30 The five most insane improvised weapons that were animals. No, a hedgehog is not like a throwing star [Amusing] Fark.com RSS Loading...
15:30 The outlaw Billy the Kid may finally get that pardon after 130 years. All that's standing in the way is that Garrett clan [Interesting] Fark.com RSS Loading...
15:00 Those people flying out into the street aren't stunt men on a movie set [Scary] Fark.com RSS Loading...
15:00 I would like to park but my brain just exploded and is oozing out of my ears (w/ pic) [Asinine] Fark.com RSS Loading...
14:30 c, c, c, c, c, c, c, c, c, c? [Obvious] Fark.com RSS Loading...
14:30 "Officer, I only kept that marijuana plant because it was cute" [Florida] Fark.com RSS Loading...
14:30 Step 1: Do not look directly at lasers [Interesting] Fark.com RSS Loading...
14:30 Nuclear Attack Information: A Few Tips For Survival: "I believe that Jesus Christ wants His followers to be informed and prepared on how to physically survive an atomic bomb attack" [PSA] Fark.com RSS Loading...
14:30 Majority of Americans: Immigrants are lazy free-loaders who take our jobs by working harder for less pay [Obvious] Fark.com RSS Loading...
14:00 The story of Navy pilot Dieter Dengler's escape from a Vietnamese prison camp. Bet they could make a shiatty movie about this [Hero] Fark.com RSS Loading...
14:00 Three local East Coast mayors defend beach driving after two four-year-olds are recently run over. "You are never going to get 100 percent of the cars off the beach." Even the rest of Florida looks over in confusion [Florida] Fark.com RSS Loading...
13:30 Smoking Gun Friay Photo Fun LXXII: Match the perp to their occupation. And yes, one of them has to match selection "A" [Amusing] Fark.com RSS Loading...
13:00 Prosecutors say that doctor who bombed AR medical board was a weapons buff who was seeking a "2nd Amendment solution" the socialistic Board's attempt to take away his license just because a few of paitients fatally OD'ed [Followup] Fark.com RSS Loading...
13:00 Man sent to prison 27 years ago, recently found innocent and is free to go. Just kidding, a judge orders him to remain in jail because he might "freak out", man [Asinine] Fark.com RSS Loading...
13:00 While the Gulf region is reeling financially from the BP oil spill, there is one group that is getting filthy rich. No, not the oil companies, those asshats are staying rich [Obvious] Fark.com RSS Loading...
12:30 More great whites sighted near Cape Cod. Towns refuse to close beaches in fear of losing tourist money. If only there was a popular movie to illustrate what a bad decision this is. (Mrs. Kitner unavailable for comment) [Scary] Fark.com RSS Loading...
12:30 WWF apologies for bizarre insult to Saudi Arabia, throwing folding chair at UN conference [Strange] Fark.com RSS Loading...
12:30 Acupuncture patient stuck in office after the pricks forgot about her and went home [Obvious] Fark.com RSS Loading...
12:30 Man robs store while his ugly female accomplice assaults clerk with her horrid dance moves. Seriously [Video] Fark.com RSS Loading...
12:30 Photoshop this smog solution [Photoshop] Fark.com RSS Loading...
11:30 French authorities say U.S. embassy employees weren't poisoned. They probably accidentally ate some snails or something [Spiffy] Fark.com RSS Loading...
10:00 Indianapolis GenCon Fark Party and The Art of Akira presentation. Friday August 6th, 6pm to whenever Drew falls down [Cool] Fark.com RSS Loading...
10:00 You guys are all my favorite people....seriously....non, CJ thread. DIT, and feel free to click the damn link [Hero] Fark.com RSS Loading...
7:30 Cops stop kid without bike helmet, see him safely back home with a warning. Just kidding, they lock him up for two years then bill his mom for taking care of him [Asinine] Fark.com RSS Loading...
6:30 Agents reportedly seize $1.8 Billion-with-a-B of marijuana in series of raids. Value of pot seized annually to exceed GDP by 2020 [Amusing] Fark.com RSS Loading...
4:30 While talking on the phone at the mall, 16 year old cheerleader tackles a would-be shoplifter. Receives thanks from police, commendation from her town and a starting contract with the Detroit Lions [Hero] Fark.com RSS Loading...
3:30 "Officials" did not "notice" the "vandalism" for several "days" [Amusing] Fark.com RSS Loading...
3:00 Minnesota, land of 10,000 leaks [Sad] Fark.com RSS Loading...
1:30 Not news: white male robbing a bank. Fark: The stigma of now going thru the rest of your life known as "the button-down-shirt" bandit [Silly] Fark.com RSS Loading...
1:00 One thing the leaked military reports show occuring over and over: Afghanistan security personnel spend more time beating the crap out of each other than the Taliban [Obvious] Fark.com RSS Loading...
0:30 Preacher wants high-school mascot changed because he doesn't want his son screaming GO DEMONS at football games [Asinine] Fark.com RSS Loading...
0:00 Great news, West Virginia farkers - your state just decided the first DUI doesn't really count [Spiffy] Fark.com RSS Loading...
Thu 29 July, 2010
23:30 Father of the year candidate stops to snap pictures before taking daughter to the hospital after she is bitten by a barracuda. With pic that says it all [Florida] Fark.com RSS Loading...
23:30 Yes, I can help you recover your nude photos from your computer [Asinine] Fark.com RSS Loading...
23:00 500 foot billboards are coming to Miami [Florida] Fark.com RSS Loading...
23:00 Today's teacher/student sex story is brought to you by Stockton, California, complete with "only if it's 1:59am" pic [Misc] Fark.com RSS Loading...
22:30 Photoshop this devilish watercross racer [Photoshop] Fark.com RSS Loading...
22:30 NPR strikes to the heart of their target audience by exposing the dark world of people who use an alias at Starbucks [Asinine] Fark.com RSS Loading...
22:00 Headline: Police Say Man Took Up-Skirt Photos At Target. Sounds like he got a bullseye. (w/ derp perp pic) [Dumbass] Fark.com RSS Loading...
20:30 Teens smoking legal, synthetic version of pot. It doesn't get you high and it costs $20 a gram, reminding us all that teenagers are stupid, stupid people [Florida] Fark.com RSS Loading...
20:00 "He told police he had gone out to the trampoline and had masturbated himself there" [Weird] Fark.com RSS Loading...
19:30 Amy Fisher, AKA The Long Island Lolita, signs a deal to get shot in the face [Interesting] Fark.com RSS Loading...
19:30 Japanese officials visit the home of Tokyo's oldest man to honor his 111th birthday, and then things get weird [Strange] Fark.com RSS Loading...
19:30 YouTube decreases the number of parts a pirated sitcom needs to broken into from three to two [Spiffy] Fark.com RSS Loading...
19:00 The police are flush with charges for a man found sleeping in a toilet [Fail] Fark.com RSS Loading...
19:00 What happens when you mix sci-fi with burlesque? Full-frontal nerdity [Spiffy] Fark.com RSS Loading...
18:30 Obama stops by "The View," has no clue what a "Snooki" is [Obvious] Fark.com RSS Loading...
17:00 Stepping on an IED leaves marine: a) dead b) seriously wounded c) pissed off [Hero] Fark.com RSS Loading...
15:30 1500 years later, Rome still suffers at the hands of vandals. That really Gauls me [Asinine] Fark.com RSS Loading...
15:30 Boston Police have begun their three-month dedication to slowing youth violence by: c) Converting a cruiser into an ice cream truck and handing out thousands of free Hoodies. That'll learn 'em [Fail] Fark.com RSS Loading...
15:00 Beer saves another life as guy keeps his drunken promise to donate bone marrow to a friend [Hero] Fark.com RSS Loading...
15:00 Photoshop this snatched snack [Photoshop] Fark.com RSS Loading...
15:00 Criticized for a profanity-laden e-mail showing it was screwing its customers, Goldman Sachs decides to ... ban swearing in e-mails [Asinine] Fark.com RSS Loading...
15:00 "Indiana Jones of Torah Scribes" must stop fabricating dramatic stories about rescued Torahs unless he can prove they are kosher. What's next? Jailing grandpa because he didn't really walk to school uphill in a blizzard? [Silly] Fark.com RSS Loading...
15:00 For a website devoted to transparency, WikiLeaks itself is on par with North Korea when it comes to functional transparency [Interesting] Fark.com RSS Loading...
15:00 Infants who get plenty of affection from their mothers cope better as adults, complain researchers who were neglected as kids [Obvious] Fark.com RSS Loading...
15:00 Did Juneau that a cruise ship struck and killed a whale? [Sad] Fark.com RSS Loading...
14:30 Global warming "undeniable" say scientists who have clearly never read Fark [Obvious] Fark.com RSS Loading...
14:30 Local pastor, who is definitely not gay, is upset about "pornographic" men's underwear packaging. Again, not gay [Amusing] Fark.com RSS Loading...
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